Duke Cannon binge-watches the hearth. Nothing gets Duke Cannon's holiday spirits up like a cozy fire. And if the yule log in question happens to be burning 24/7 on a local television network, all the better. Go ahead and toss the remote, because with its festive notesof charred wood and leather, this holiday soap is guaranteed to bring in the highest ratings of the season.
Duke Cannon isn't a big fan of wearing costumes, but he'll make an exception around the holidays. Like in December of '03 when Kris Kringle's local stand-in stumbled up to the mall with his beard askew and a case of the brown bottle flu. Duke Cannon booted that cotton-headed ninny muggins from his throne of lies and proceeded to don St. Nick's uniform himself, saving a cherished holiday tradition and countless youngsters from a sleigh-load of childhood trauma.
During the warm summer months, most folks huddle indoors and subsist on a steady diet of artificially cooled air. But Duke Cannon knows that his time is better spent in the open fields at dusk, gazing at the full moon and thinking of heroic men named Buzz. With scents of lime and vetiver, Buck Moon smells like a balmy night in July, not a musty studio apartment.
Duke Cannon knows how to gift. When people gather to exchange gifts during the yuletide season, Duke Cannon knows just what they are hoping to find - a rectangular package containing some Duke Cannon holiday soap. With its memorable citrus and musk scent, this fragrant 10 oz. brick is guaranteed to be the one gift everyone is bent on swiping from each other, year after year.
Duke Cannon always uses the right tool for the job. Like this superior-grade soap puck that fits snugly in his hand, for instance. Triple-milled to last longer, it easily outlasts common bar soaps.