Duke Cannon

Duke Cannon swears on his soap - helping dad change a flat tire on the side of the road on a cold winter night is no one's idea of a good time. So, when things went sideways, young Duke Cannon let some colorful language fly before getting back to business. With delicious notes of cocoa and spice, this holiday soap made the inevitable punishment worth it.

Duke Cannon tips his cap to Santa. Circling the globe with a sleigh-full of presents in a single night is no easy task. So, Duke Cannon understands if anyone deserves a moment to kick of their patent leather boots and relax with a pipeful of his favorite tobacco, it's Santa. With its smoky vanilla and amber scent, this holiday soap will make you feel like you're up at the North Pole blowing smoke rings with the man himself.

Duke Cannon binge-watches the hearth. Nothing gets Duke Cannon's holiday spirits up like a cozy fire. And if the yule log in question happens to be burning 24/7 on a local television network, all the better. Go ahead and toss the remote, because with its festive notesof charred wood and leather, this holiday soap is guaranteed to bring in the highest ratings of the season.

Duke Cannon isn't a big fan of wearing costumes, but he'll make an exception around the holidays. Like in December of '03 when Kris Kringle's local stand-in stumbled up to the mall with his beard askew and a case of the brown bottle flu. Duke Cannon booted that cotton-headed ninny muggins from his throne of lies and proceeded to don St. Nick's uniform himself, saving a cherished holiday tradition and countless youngsters from a sleigh-load of childhood trauma.

Dry, cracked hands are like living testaments to a man's hard work and ingenuity. And while hard-working hands are to be celebrated, let's be honest; dry, cracked hands feel awful. That's why Duke Cannon offers Bloody Knuckles Hand Repair Balm. Made with lanolin, it provides much-needed moisture without leaving the hands feeling sticky or greasy. At 3 oz., this is a travel size portion that means you don't have to bring those dry, cracked mitts on your vacation to Jacksonville or your business trip to Sacramento.

During the warm summer months, most folks huddle indoors and subsist on a steady diet of artificially cooled air. But Duke Cannon knows that his time is better spent in the open fields at dusk, gazing at the full moon and thinking of heroic men named Buzz. With scents of lime and vetiver, Buck Moon smells like a balmy night in July, not a musty studio apartment.